Packaging warnings
The following are all taken from packaging: we live in a frightening world
On a Sears hairdryer:
%26quot;Do not use while sleeping.%26quot;
On a bag of Fritos:
%26quot;You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.%26quot;
On a bar of Dial soap:
%26quot;Directions: Use like regular soap.%26quot;
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
%26quot;Serving suggestion: Defrost.%26quot;
On Tesco%26#039;s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
%26quot;Do not turn upside down.%26quot;
Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding:
%26quot;Product will be hot after heating.%26quot;
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
%26quot;Do not iron clothes on body.%26quot;
On Boot%26#039;s Children Cough Medicine:
%26quot;Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.%26quot;
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
%26quot;Warning: May cause drowsiness.%26quot;
On most brands of Christmas lights:
%26quot;For indoor or outdoor use only.%26quot;
On a Japanese food processor:
%26quot;Not to be used for the other use.%26quot;
On Sainsbury%26#039;s peanuts:
%26quot;Warning: contains nuts.%26quot;
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
%26quot;Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.%26quot;
On a child%26#039;s superman costume:
%26quot;Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.%26quot;
And my absolute favourite
On a Swedish chainsaw:
%26quot;Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.%26quot;
What do you think? funny?
Great one%26#039;s Tink.!!!
Superman with pantyhose,eat nuts ha ha.!!!
10/10.!!!
xxx
Reply:Thank you my Lady.!!!
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Reply:...funny...
Reply:really gud ones.
Reply:ohhhhhh!! rolmao! so funny! that is histarical! i wish i could think of things like that!! so funny! do you have a comic strip or something?? i will be laughing the rest of the day!
thanx for making a bad day into a good one!
Reply:LOL
10/10
Keep smilin%26#039;.
Reply:You know, you are right. we do live in a frightening world. %26quot;do not stop with hands or genitals%26quot;?!?!?!?!?!?!?! People are sure crazy. Better safe than sorry i guess. But seriously, who is going to stop a chainsaw with their hands, let alone genitals!?!?!?! Anyways, these were a complete riot! I nearly fell off my chair. People can be really clever (and stupid, for that matter).
Reply:Yes I think they are hillarious! You%26#039;d be surprised how stupid people are, and what they try to sue because they haven%26#039;t been warned about! There is some logic in it!
Reply:nice one tink lmao 10/10
Reply:Ha! Ha! Ha! LOL! Not bad!
Reply:LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!!
I actually LOL%26#039;d when i read them!
u totally made my day!
xoxoxo
Reply:yah
Reply:I%26#039;ve just cancelled my chainsaw order.
Reply:lol that last one was my fav!!
Reply:Yes they were funny I liked the marks and Spencer one the most.
Reply:Just love these
Sending this and your other one to my mates
Thank you
Reply:...should men be packaged...warning contain nuts handle with caution...handling may create stiffness.... ....
Reply:hmmmm........... they%26#039;re ok i guess
Reply:sounds like good advise
Reply:Must be more vigilant when i go to Netto, what suprises will they have?. They are all good, well done Tink.
Reply:They are pretty funny in a sad, sad sort of way. And I agree with your absolute favorite. I don%26#039;t even want to know why they had to put that on there....
Reply:L O L 10/10
Reply:yes funny i like the last one to just wondered if it was a women or a man who thought them up!
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