In Order Of Stupidity...?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.





On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that%26#039;s the only time I have to work on my hair).





On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?





On a bar of Dial soap -- %26quot;Directions: Use like regular soap.%26quot; (and that would be how???.....)





On some Swanson frozen dinners -- %26quot;Serving suggestion: Defrost.%26quot; (but, it%26#039;s %26quot;just%26quot; a suggestion).





On Tesco%26#039;s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- %26quot;Do not turn upside down.%26quot; (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!





On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding - %26quot;Product will be hot after heating.%26quot; (...and you thought????....)





On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- %26quot;Do not iron clothes on body.%26quot; (but wouldn%26#039;t this save me more time)?





On Boot%26#039;s Children Cough Medicine -- %26quot;Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.%26quot; (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)





On Nytol Sleep Aid -- %26quot;Warning: May cause drowsiness...%26quot; (and...I%26#039;m taking this because???....)





On most brands of Christmas lights -- %26quot;For indoor or outdoor use only.%26quot; (as opposed to...what)?





On a Japanese food processor -- %26quot;Not to be used for the other use.%26quot; (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I%26#039;m a bit curious.)





On Sainsbury%26#039;s peanuts -- %26quot;Warning: contains nuts.%26quot; (talk about a news flash)





On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- %26quot;Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.%26quot; (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)





On a child%26#039;s Superman costume -- %26quot;Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.%26quot; (I don%26#039;t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)





On a Swedish chainsaw -- %26quot;Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.%26quot; (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

In Order Of Stupidity...?
hahaha omg that was hilarious


thanx for the laugh xD


and here%26#039;s a star
Reply:on a matress: Do NOT attempt to swallow.


:P
Reply:LIke it!!!!!!! :)
Reply:cool
Reply:lol


hilarious


i loved it!!!!


keep it up
Reply:i loveyou this brightened my day!!!!!
Reply:I wish I had seen the last one sooner. Now my husband and I won%26#039;t be able to have any more children....
Reply:OMG LOL! STARRR!!!
Reply:I once got some prescription suppositories from the pharmacy. The label said %26quot;Take orally%26quot;!


True story.
Reply:HAHAhhahah your comments made them even funnier!! Love the Christmas lights and Superman one! Your comments on all of them are hilarious! And I love nana4dakids%26#039;s answer!! haha *starred*
Reply:omg funny I use a chainsaw at work never thought about stopping it like that lmao





thanks for sharing star for you
Reply:LOL!!!!!!!!! This is so true! and very funny! Star worthy joke!
Reply:not all of them were funny so how about u go back on the internet and find some different ones.








p.s. kiss ***
Reply:lol..thats so funny


specially the last 2..they made me laugh hard..
Reply:very good
Reply:Liked the warnings. Loved your comments!
Reply:Haha loved these!


The superman one was great. There was this kid at my primary school who broke his leg attempting to fly - he jumped of a garage that luckily for him wasn%26#039;t very high (he wasn%26#039;t the smartest person i%26#039;ve ever known), i don%26#039;t think he was wearing the costume though so that might be why he didn%26#039;t know about the warning!
Reply:those labels can really come in hand when....oh lets face it, whoever needs to read instructions on a pakcet of nuts has issues...unless they are bored....like i do....WHEN IM BORED.
Reply:Very good!



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