In the honor of Stupid people (Part 2).........?

On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.” (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)





On Nytol Sleep Aid — “Warning: May cause drowsiness.” (I’m taking this because?)





On most brands of Christmas lights — “For indoor or outdoor use only.” (as opposed to what?)





On Sainsbury’s peanuts — “Warning: contains nuts.” (talk about a news flash)





On an American Airlines packet of nuts — “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” (Step 3: say what?)





On a child’s Superman costume — “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” (I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)





On a Swedish chainsaw — “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.” (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

In the honor of Stupid people (Part 2).........?
I had not heard some of those! I particularly like the chain saw one. OUCHIE! Thanks for the good laugh!
Reply:That was the funniest thing I have ever read!! That is so great, I told everyone in the room we all had a good laugh thanks!!! I hope there is a part 3!!!!!!!





I heard another one:





On a Rubba Dub Colly Doll: On the plastic floaty around the doll, Warning: Not A Life Saving Device!
Reply:You know what is sad is probably somebody tried this and they had to put the warnings on the label.
Reply:lol, same compliments as the first part...
Reply:Thanks for some more good examples of silly labels.
Reply:wahahahaha.... very funni.... thx
Reply:Hehehehehehahahahaha! Kinda reminds me of Jay Leno%26#039;s headlines.
Reply:HERE%26#039;S YOUR SIGN





I got some eye drops that say %26quot;do not use orally%26quot; (yeah, when I think of %26#039;eye%26#039; drops I think of drinking it with a meal, how about you?)
Reply:Those were excellent. How about this: TUMS spelled backwards is SMUT.
Reply:whether it%26#039;s funny or not... i guess that%26#039;s reality... they dont print it in without it happening to someone somewhere... LOL!
Reply:Think We All Got Your Point The First Time Mate. The Whole Worlds Just As Stupid As Stupid Gets, So What%26#039;s New?
Reply:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Reply:OMG, I am laughing...This is by far the best one I have read all morning...And you have a point on each one....Ha Ha, I will pass this on....
Reply:shine on you crazy diamond
Reply:nice or on birth control medication: stop taking if you are pregnet, breastfeeding or wish to become pregnet.... WTF?? ?lol consumer packaging is so hilarius



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