In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Damn, and that%26#039;s the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap -- %26quot;Directions: Use like regular soap.%26quot;
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- %26quot;Serving suggestion: Defrost.%26quot;
(but, it%26#039;s %26quot;just%26quot; a suggestion).
On Tesco%26#039;s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- %26quot;Do not turn upside down.%26quot;
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding -- %26quot;Product will be hot after heating.%26quot;
(..and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- %26quot;Do not iron clothes on body.%26quot;
(but wouldn%26#039;t this save me more time)?
On Boot%26#039;s Children Cough Medicine -- %26quot;Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.%26quot;
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- %26quot;Warning: May cause drowsiness.%26quot;
(and...I%26#039;m taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- %26quot;For indoor or outdoor use only.%26quot;
(as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- %26quot;Not to be used for the other use.%26quot;
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I%26#039;m a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury%26#039;s peanuts -- %26quot;Warning: contains nuts.%26quot;
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- %26quot;Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.%26quot;
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child%26#039;s Superman costume -- %26quot;Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.%26quot;
(I don%26#039;t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- %26quot;Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.%26quot;
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Things You Need To Know !!!?
Really great. Thnx.
Reply:wow!! dude i always wondered about these things! Thanks! i always wondered why my frozen dinners were so hard and how do you actually use real soap? Do you scrub, do you rub, i%26#039;ve tried everything???!!! LOL!! Thanaks for the good laugh!!!
Reply:ode to stupid people, take note of these instructions, you idiots.
Reply:HaHaHa!!
Yup that is a funny one.
Thanks for sharing!
Reply:You got that right. I can%26#039;t believe some of label instructions I read.
Reply:thats really funny
Reply:HAHAHA....damn we%26#039;re stupid...
Reply:a can of polyurathane says %26quot;DO NOT DRINK%26quot; as if someone would put it on the rocks...duh
Reply:wo are you serious thats funny!!
Reply:Those are really funny. I needed a laugh so thanks for that!
Reply:That is all right! LOL.
Reply:haha yeah someone posted this but its still hilarious especially the christmas lights lol ♥
Reply:this is funny stuff....lol
and you know people had to try this stuff for them to suggest these warnings..lol..
Reply:omfg so funny!
Reply:what are people actually thinking, Some one should reply to these places and thank them for stating the obvious with their products.
Reply:ROFLMFAO!!! Those were hilarious!!! I especially love the last one...
Reply:OMG!!! I cried laughing reading this, very true and so funny..Especially the Japanese instructions :D
Reply:I find these disclaimers amusing. It is not the user of the products who are stupid. The ones who made the disclaimers are stupid.
Reply:very funny
Reply:lollllllllllllllllll
i think they are really funny
ohhhhhhhhhhmen
Reply:heehee. way funny.
i saw instructions for the use of a pressure cooker -
DO NOT OPERATE UNDER PRESSURE WHEN USING OIL.
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