In the honor of Stupid people (Part 2).............?

On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.” (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)





On Nytol Sleep Aid — “Warning: May cause drowsiness.” (I’m taking this because?)





On most brands of Christmas lights — “For indoor or outdoor use only.” (as opposed to what?)





On Sainsbury’s peanuts — “Warning: contains nuts.” (talk about a news flash)





On an American Airlines packet of nuts — “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” (Step 3: say what?)





On a child’s Superman costume — “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” (I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)





On a Swedish chainsaw — “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.” (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

In the honor of Stupid people (Part 2).............?
LOL LOL LOL you are funny





Another one


Taking XXXX to reduce your chance of having a heart attack - WARNING may cause drowsiness, fatigue, lack of energy, and a chance of addiction. Anyone with liver or kidney problems shoudl nto take it. If you are pregnant, think you are, may get pregnant do not take it. If you are under 21 or over 60, do not take this (then WTF did you make this supposed %26#039;medicine%26#039; for? WHY SO MANY RESTRICTIONS AND SIDE EFFECTS!!!!0
Reply:holy sh*t are those for real those are friggin hilarious
Reply:So that%26#039;s why I fall asleep everytime I take Nytol Sleep Aid...Wow, thanks man!
Reply:This is awesome!!!





On a Swedish chainsaw — “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.” (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Reply:lol and how much time do you have on your hands?
Reply:lol! cant wait for part 3 :)
Reply:sears hairdryer-do not use while sleeping(awww darn! thats the only time i have to use it)
Reply:Best I have seen all night.Thanks. I%26#039;m printing this and taking it to work. LOL!! I missed stupid part 1. Bring it back please.
Reply:These things had to have happened for it to be on the label. How crazy
Reply:They just keep getting better.
Reply:ok........ yes to the honor of stupid like who? you?
Reply:On a child’s Superman costume — “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” (I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)











aww... and i reelie wanted to fly too. :]
Reply:HA HA HA! God bless the stupid and the people who have to deal with them every day! :o)))))))
Reply:HILARIOUS!!!! I started laughing out loud!!!
Reply:LOL...omg stop I cant breath!!!!!
Reply:the chainsaw one cracked me up.
Reply:haha thats too funny! :) and for that last one....there must have been ;)
Reply:lmao. thanks for that :)
Reply:Too fuggin funny!
Reply:Heres one I saw





On box of wheat flakes- %26quot;May contain wheat (I should HOPE so)





I like the swedish chainsaw one and the cough medecine,
Reply:This is a SCREAM!! How do you like the warning on the TV dinners. Remove from Package before putting it in the oven?
Reply:you missed one.


A warning on a hairdryer: Do not use in the shower.
Reply:that was too funny. the sad thing is though, i think my husband%26#039;s family may have caused all those labels



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