Label Instructions......<no kidding>?

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.





On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that%26#039;s the only time I have to work on my hair).





On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)





On a bar of Palmolive soap: %26quot;Directions: Use like regular soap.%26quot; (and that would be how???....)





On some frozen dinners: %26quot;Serving suggestion: Defrost.%26quot; (but, it%26#039;s %26quot;just%26quot; a suggestion).





On Nanna%26#039;s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): %26quot;Do not turn upside down.%26quot; (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!





On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding: %26quot;Product will be hot after heating.%26quot;(...and you thought????...)





On packaging for a K-Mart iron: %26quot;Do not iron clothes on body.%26quot; (but wouldn%26#039;t this save me more time?)





On Boot%26#039;s Children Cough Medicine:%26quot;Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.%26quot; (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)





On Nytol Sleep Aid: %26quot;Warning: May cause drowsiness.%26quot; (and...I%26#039;m taking this because???....)





On most brands of Christmas lights: %26quot;For indoor or outdoor use only.%26quot;(as opposed to...what?)





On a Japanese food processor: %26quot;Not to be used for the other use.%26quot;(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I%26#039;m a bit curious.)





On Nobby%26#039;s peanuts: %26quot;Warning: contains nuts.%26quot; (talk about a news flash!)





On an American Airlines packet of nuts: %26quot;Instructions: Open packet,eat nuts.%26quot; (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)





I don%26#039;t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one: On a child%26#039;s superman costume: %26quot;Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.%26quot;





On a Swedish chainsaw: %26quot;Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.%26quot; (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Label Instructions......%26lt;no kidding%26gt;?
Too funny! Thanks for the laugh!
Reply:My fav is the last one. %26quot;Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.%26quot; I can%26#039;t believe they%26#039;d put that on a label!! lol





:-D
Reply:I love the open packet, eat nuts one. Someone must have been eating the package whole somewhere. mmm, cellophane!
Reply:i don%26#039;t blame them after that retarded lady sued McDonalds for not having a caution hot on the coffee when she spilled it on herself this proves how lame we are and just sue for anything but i like the Swedish chainsaw personally lol
Reply:cute
Reply:I%26#039;ve worked in retail..and I know how stupid a lot of people can be!....%26quot;I can%26#039;t find this%26quot;..I can%26#039;t read this%26#039;..(won%26#039;t) %26quot;I need help%26quot;..I can%26#039;t ..I can%26#039;t.. I can%26#039;t!%26quot;%26quot; A lot of stupid people out there!!
Reply:Those are funny, but that last one...ewww!
Reply:i%26#039;ve seen these before
Reply:Wow. Who%26#039;d put that on an instructions card, i mean really.
Reply:Miranda,Miranda,where are you getting these from,so OLD..
Reply:that is really funny. I have heard some of these before, but not all of them. Thanks, that really made me laugh and I needed it.
Reply:lmao
Reply:That is the best one I can%26#039;t stop laughing. That is great.


need to copy it.



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