No question, but some jokes.....?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:





On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that%26#039;s the only time I have to work on my hair).





On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?





On a bar of Dial soap: %26quot;Directions: Use like regular soap.%26quot; (and that would be how???....)





On some Swanson frozen dinners: %26quot;Serving suggestion: Defrost.%26quot; (but, it%26#039;s %26quot;just%26quot; a suggestion).





On Tesco%26#039;s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): %26quot;Do not turn upside down.%26quot; (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!





On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding: %26quot;Product will be hot after heating.%26quot; (...and you thought????...)





On packaging for a Rowenta iron: %26quot;Do not iron clothes on body.%26quot; (but wouldn%26#039;t this save me more time?)





On Boot%26#039;s Children Cough Medicine: %26quot;Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.%26quot; (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)





On Nytol Sleep Aid: %26quot;Warning: May cause drowsiness.%26quot; (and.. .I%26#039;m taking this because???....)





On most brands of Christmas lights: %26quot;For indoor or outdoor use only.%26quot; (as opposed to...what?)





On a Japanese food processor: %26quot;Not to be used for the other use.%26quot; (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I%26#039;m a bit curious.)





On Sunsbury%26#039;s peanuts: %26quot;Warning: contains nuts.%26quot; (talk about a news flash)





On an American Airlines packet of nuts: %26quot;Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.%26quot; (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)





On a child%26#039;s superman costume: %26quot;Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.%26quot; (I don%26#039;t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)





On a Swedish chainsaw: %26quot;Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.%26quot; (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)





Now that you%26#039;ve smiled at least once, it%26#039;s your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

No question, but some jokes.....?
ohmygosh, i haven%26#039;t laughed so hard all day, and that%26#039;s not good, cause i just about pissed myself! star for you.
Reply:ya that made me smile
Reply:Lmao, i%26#039;ve seen this so many times before. But it%26#039;s ALWAYS funny. Thanks for the laugh!
Reply:Funny I had a lol
Reply:Those are funny...you%26#039;re right we all need to smile every once in a while...some of those even made me laugh.





I just bought a cordless phone and the instruction manual cautions me to not install telephone wiring during a lightning storm! What am I gonna do? I live in Victor Frankenstein%26#039;s castle...
Reply:haha made me laff!


iv also had-


on a packet of grapes- ingredients 100% grapes (what else would you expect?!)


on a packet of salmon- warning may contain fish (well im glad they told me that 1)
Reply:on this joke i will never the 3 minutes of my life back it took to read this joke
Reply:omg the chainsaw one is hilarious
Reply:omg i havent laughed so hard in a while %26amp; its jus everyday stuff...i hav 2 send this 2 my friend
Reply:lol, i needed a good laugh! thnx!
Reply:the chainsaw is killing me.
Reply:%26quot;Aim away from face%26quot; is always a good one, on anything that dispenses something.
Reply:i like the superman costume and the chainsaw!!!
Reply:FUNNY, I will be sure to share them with others.
Reply:lol
Reply:On RAZOR scooter:





this product moves when used
Reply:That%26#039;s so funny! I%26#039;ve seen this one too!





On a Korean kitchen knife: %26quot;Keep out of children.%26quot; (That%26#039;s news...)





LOL!!!





Oh and a few days ago, I was on an airplane, (Delta too!) and then they gave us a menu. So before the food came, I was like, %26quot; I hope the pizza is warm %26quot;, and my brother pointed to the menu and it said, %26#039; Warm Pizza %26#039; !!!!!!!





ROTFL!!!
Reply:lol


oh i have a good one





verizon cellphone %26quot;do not put phone in micro wave%26quot; (im so tempted though just for 10 seconds plzz)



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