1. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(and that%26#039;s the only time I have to work on my hair.)
2. On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
3. On a bar of Dial soap:
%26quot;Directions: Use like regular soap.%26quot;
(and that would be how???....)
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners:
%26quot;Serving suggestion: Defrost.%26quot;
(but, it%26#039;s %26quot;just%26quot; a suggestion.)
5. On Tesco%26#039;s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
Don %26#039;t turn upside down.%26quot;
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
6. On Marks %26amp;Spencer Bread Pudding:
%26quot;Product will be hot after heating.%26quot;
(...and you thought????...)
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
%26quot;Do not iron clothes on body.%26quot;
(but wouldn%26#039;t this save me more time?)
8. On Boot%26#039;s Children Cough Medicine:
%26quot;Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.%26quot;
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get
those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid:
%26quot;Warning: May cause drowsiness.%26quot;
(and... I%26#039;m taking this because???...)
10. On most brands of Christmas lights:
%26quot;For indoor or outdoor use only.%26quot;
(as opposed to... what?)
11. On a Japanese food processor:
%26quot;Not to be used for the other use.%26quot;
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I%26#039;m a bit curious.)
12. On Sainsbury%26#039;s peanuts:
%26quot;Warning: contains nuts.%26quot;
(talk about a news flash)
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
%26quot;Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.%26quot;
(Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?)
14. On a child%26#039;s superman costume:
%26quot;Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.%26quot;
(I don%26#039;t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
15. On a Swedish chainsaw:
%26quot;Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.%26quot;
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Actual label instructions on consumer goods?
Cute. Thanks for the laugh. :)
Reply:Oh, Scotia! These were such a scream! More than the Boo Boo instructions on the labels... I just loved your little remarks, they were awesome!!!
Reply:KOOL
Reply:just like bill engvall says we some stupid ppl in this world
Reply:I had read some of these before, but a lot of them I haven%26#039;t. Made me smile. :-)
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